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American Idol's Angry Simon

Who do you love to hate more than any other television tyrant? It could only be American Idol's angry Simon Cowell. Why is an English angryman (angry Englishman, your choice) picking our American Idol anyway? Why does a brassy British boy want to tell us what to like?! Where does a loudmouthed Londoner get off enlightening us on what we should love? Don't ask Simon, he'll just say the question was bloody awful.

If you're anything like us, you love American Idol, but every once in a while you know judge dreadful just needs a slap in his pouting face! Here's your chance to give it to him! Take on Angry Simon one-on-one in the ring, and see if you can keep up with the angry antics of the mad man himself, Simon Cowell!

How did Angry Simon become one of America's top five entertainers of the year? Simple. He insulted as many of us as he could in the short time we could see him. We like that quality in a person. But certain angry television hosts have the unique opportunity to viciously insult their contestants, all the while remaining perfectly safe from any retaliatory face slapping, however necessary that face slapping may be.

AngrySimon.com is all about serving Simon a dish of his own design. If he can judge us on our singing on American Idol, we can judge him on his judging! Join us in taking a shot back at the man America loves to hate, Simon Cowell.

Comments

Jake (10/09/08 3:05 pm)LOL - Simon is funny

idolfan (10/09/08 3:06 pm)when's the next american idols bloopers and jokes video coming out. we need another william hung!

Sam (10/09/08 3:16 pm)Simon is great, I love how he tells it like it is. American needs more Simon's!

Mango (10/09/08 4:11 pm)Yeah, this world would be a better place if Simon Cowell was president... Bush can sit and spin! Cowell '08 !!!!

Internet Exploder (10/09/08 4:19 pm)Simon is a bum... long live BUSH!!

Ayesha (14/09/08 2:29 pm)i think you are all losers for writing on this website

luke (16/09/08 12:25 pm)i think you look funyy

Nick (17/09/08 12:40 am)he's a arrogant jerk with absolutely zero people skills. he's stupid and ugly and has no sense of what's good or bad - he just hates everything and enjoys tearing people down and telling them how horrible they are at everything. Let's see what talent you have simon... that's right.. cuz you don't have any you cocky prick.. I hope you get hit by a bus.

enert (19/09/08 1:18 pm)i think you are great

Anti Hoff (25/09/08 1:36 am)Please Simon, I'm begging you to fire David Hassellhoff. He is possibly the biggest idiot I've ever seen.

ryan (26/09/08 7:50 am)U are the best!

Julie (28/09/08 8:00 am)simon is sex on legs

lorna (05/10/08 6:28 pm)i am not watching x factor anymore cheryl and dani are useless! picked all the wrong singers!

Mari (05/10/08 7:47 pm)Advance Happy Birthday Simon!

linda (11/10/08 8:08 pm)simon is one hell of a smart arse , but i luv him.

Linda (11/10/08 8:09 pm)just read the comment by Nick , how dare u hope he gets run over by a bus , all u need to do is switch him off , wat a loser u are

geraldine (15/10/08 1:24 pm)i think simon cowwell is avery good judge of character and knows what he is talking about at least 95 percent of the time.he is always looking for the best and rightly so. he is true to himself and al those peopl he helped make dreams come true.i think the judging panal is fantastic and its great that each judge has a different strength,

Laura (18/10/08 8:40 pm)"Why is an English angryman (angry Englishman, your choice) picking our American Idol anyway?"

Possibly because without him American Idol wouldn't exist! He invented Pop Idol in England and years later he very kindly allowed you guys to use the same format... with his close guidance of course.

laura perring (24/10/08 10:59 am)i love simon cowell

rheanne (24/10/08 11:04 am)I love the x-factor owen to win

shaz (25/10/08 9:45 pm)i love you simon, i would be your wife anyday, my boyfriend looks just like u, and is so sexy and big headed like you, so keep up the great work simon, and to everyone else who calls off names and remarks about simon does that because u dont have what it takes but simon does he has it all... simon i love you always xxxx

shaz (25/10/08 9:48 pm)i love you simon, i would be your wife anyday, my boyfriend looks just like u, and is so sexy and big headed like you, so keep up the great work simon, and to everyone else who calls off names and remarks about simon does that because u dont have what it takes but simon does he has it all... simon i love you always xxxx

Keeley (29/10/08 3:53 pm)He can singing ability well, but sometimes he is too harsh, even if he is telling it like it is.

Keeley (29/10/08 3:54 pm)Oops, I forgot to put the word judge :P
He can judge singing ability well*

marianne (31/10/08 10:07 am)i think simon tells things how it is

Devin's Baby (06/11/08 12:36 am)hi simon you are da bomb and i love you i wish i could meet you sometime. Simon i love how you state your opinion to the contestants in American Idol. Thank you an I love you!!

I h8 Cowell (10/11/08 11:06 pm)He's a talentless prick. He doesn't care whose feelings he hurts, and if only HE was to go on stage and face his tirade of abuse he so freely gives others.

:) (11/11/08 5:14 am)I love you simon, U rock!!! Wooo! I really hope to meet you in person!! You are so great. :) Simon tells it like it is. :)

brandon (13/11/08 6:50 pm)i like you on xfacter

stonemover (15/11/08 1:00 am)A cruel nasty person that will undoubtly will suffer his own kama.

rachet (15/11/08 1:04 am)How does it feel to contibute to a harmless persons death.

paul (20/11/08 2:02 am)simon isn't no fool just bends the truth girl walks on not all there bad dress bad voice says cant believe how bad you are .doesn't tell you shes already had two auditions two interviews one on film 6 weeks apart and he has all the notes in front of him

Lisa (17/12/08 1:39 pm)Simon is great - dont always agree with his opinion, but for the most part he is very accurate! There would be no American Idol show without Simon! Everyone knows that! From what I have seen he's actually a kind, caring, giving person. Do ya realize what the winner of this show gets?? Of course he's critical - it's his job!
Simon-I wouldnt watch the show if you weren't on it!

Lisa (17/12/08 1:42 pm)Infact it shoudl be called The Simon and Seacrest Show! Those two are the best on the show! (Hey - now if yuo use that some day I want a bit of the proceeds :)

I_love_simon (06/01/09 12:18 am)OMG, I absolutely love Simon! How can you say he bends the truth? He's completely honest!

used to be a simon fan (15/01/09 5:38 am)what happened to simon? he sucks this year. since when did he become nice? i used to watch for his nasty comments but now he's boring. he must have got pressure from the advertisers to tone it down. what else is on tv?

Ashley Allen (15/01/09 6:10 pm)Simon rocks. Well there not showing as many as bad adudition like they use too which probably makes it not funny and not simon to be making jokes. But they should have just let simon do what he does best is make jokes if you can't take then don't try out you know what i mean and there is Nothing Wrong with SIMON. If they told Simon to be a bit nice then the people that get rejected should be nice when they speak when they don't make and wht they think the judges say.

So I like Simon alot. SIMON RULES! SIMON IS AWESOME! SIMON ROCKS MY WORLD

ASHLEY (15/01/09 6:13 pm)I like that Idea becasue america Idol is not for just american to join if you are from a different country and you move in the US you have a fair chance and thats why I think simon is there to us that its not just for americans.

Michelle (15/01/09 10:29 pm)If you want to know the truth Simon Cowell is in no way credible first of all anyone who would say britney spears is hugley talented doesn't know what talent is. Not only that bikini girl making it through just shows that no one has to talk anything simon seriously. The show is to long, none of the contestants can realy sing that well, the show has to many judges,there to many contestants.
Michelle Landry
Naples Florida
poshbarnbabe@aol.com

lijing (21/01/09 8:13 am)anyway i need a friend or bf like simon in my life

Steve (11/02/09 12:04 am)Simon is a Wanker, he needs a good kick up the ARSE!

Courtney (12/02/09 1:19 pm)Hehe
Simon is brilliant, yeah sometimes hes a bit of a twat but hes great at it!

David (18/02/09 6:51 pm)Simon makes sense in what he says and I can usually see his point. I just wonder what kind of person can allow themselves to publicly humiliate someone who is really doing their best and believes they are doing well. It takes a lot to stand in front of people and sing like that. "I don't think you're what we're looking for but thank you" would do just fine. Simon voids his value with that behavior.

David (18/02/09 6:53 pm)Simon makes sense in what he says and I can usually see his point. I just wonder what kind of person can allow themselves to publicly humiliate someone who is really doing their best and believes they are doing well. It takes a lot to stand in front of people and sing like that. "I don't think you're what we're looking for but thank you" would do just fine. Simon voids his value with that behavior.

alex (25/02/09 11:16 pm)lol simon is the funniest man i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALEX (25/02/09 11:21 pm)SIMON IS THE BEST JUDGE IN THE WORLD THAT I KNOW OF AND HECK I AM ONLY 11 YEARS OLD. ME AND MOM WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME. YOUR THE BEST MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAA (25/02/09 11:26 pm)HI HI HI SIMON

JPOW (26/02/09 8:39 am)Karla Karma will ride his cruel ass one day...

vicki (03/03/09 12:46 am)he has his own opinion, its not nasty, and he actually tells the truth and says wht everyone is actually thinking, not just for their feelings. Its better to tell somebody straight away than to let them carry on and be crap!

vicki (03/03/09 12:54 am)simon cowell, your absaloutley right in all u say, dnt take n e notice to these dwerbs, their jealous, if they hated u, y the hell r they on ere then?
lol :0)
woop woop :0)
he ent nasty cos he ives loads of money to charity and that money saves lives, possibly even yours one day, so shhh..
:0)
take care xxx

maxx (03/03/09 9:11 pm)calm down simon kicks ass

katrina ward (04/03/09 1:55 pm)i luv u 2 bits

katrina ward (04/03/09 1:59 pm)simon is da best he is so sexy .kik ass

Daisy Brown (05/03/09 6:50 am)I wrot a comment especially for Simon whet did you do with it.. If you dont get it Simon. It was all good

DizzyDizz (06/03/09 9:22 am)Simon for a couple season I had a bad opinion about you. But this season you are the greatest. You like to see
people make it, I am for the underdog and I cant relate to anyone who puts their self esteem further down.
felt bad for the little guy with the lead and headband he had talent, I was hop;ing he would beable to stay
couple weeks , he got a taste of the good life and had to go back to his past. hope someone reaches out and helps
him. God bless you Simon. You are better than OPRA

dillon (09/03/09 7:14 pm)you people are dumb.

Aubrey (Seychelles) (10/03/09 10:42 am)Simon is an Idiot and heartless, i mean no matter how bad someone is, he shud not pass those heartless comments especially on TV. A person should tell a person if he/she is bad or not but not in that tone or in that way, to me thats just a non human imotion. Apart From simon I think American Idol rocks, they should really replace him!!! representing Seychelles baby!!!! Islands of paradise!!!!! And wer ppl r not Mean!!!! Simon i advise u to c a therapist or better yet a heart transplant!!!!!

elizabeth (13/03/09 6:20 am)He's too brutal. People can remain critical without being so brutal. Telling someone there's stupid (this indeed was done this week) in front of millions of viewers is simply going to backlash. It's much more likely that the contestant will lose his self-esteem
for a really long period. There really is no need to go to such extremes.
I think he's simply cold-blooded, inhumane and surely narcissistic. He really must think he's smart!!

Eli

Kelly (18/03/09 6:57 am)I usually like Simon. But after watching his criticism of the brilliant and unique Adam Lambert - he is a Top 40 El Divo loving idiot who has the musical appreciation skills of Mariah Carey

Joy (26/03/09 7:10 am)Simon why don't you grow up, and start acting like a man, you are not a child, and that goes for Paula as well, she is not 18 any more, I am turned of American idol this year, both of you are destroying the show, GROW UP.

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Joy (27/03/09 8:04 pm)Ya im a big losser. I dont know anything. I love all you guys on american idol. And I am a big fat women that is a cat lover. I spend all my time with my boo boo kittys. I love them so freakin much i feel like crying.

Ken (01/04/09 10:19 pm)Simon is usually right on..Would like to know who he is giving the finger to each week though.

Kari (02/04/09 6:57 pm)SIMON IS A RUDE JACKASS...

Moe Bagadonuts (14/04/09 2:21 am)Lets Face It................ All Of Your Remarks And Comments Suck Big Time!!!

Moe Bagadonuts (14/04/09 2:25 am)And Besides That Children...............

Is Simon Cowell REALLY Worth the 45 Million that Parade says the show is paying him??? Is *ANYONE* Worth that much money. Ya Just Gotta Wonder what they are Charging Ford and Coca Cola for those commercials.

Tom Beebe, St Louis (16/04/09 1:37 am)You better arrange for Susan Boyle to be the featured act on American Idol, and forget those much lesser talents. If not, you are without character or cahones.

88KEYS (16/04/09 4:36 am)SIMON COWELL IS WORTH EVERY CENT HE MAKES. IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FACT THAT HE KNOWS THAT THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR COMPETENCE.
THE SHOW IS A TRIBUTE TO POPULIST IGNORANCE, PEOPLE WITH NO TASTE, NO TRAINING, AND NO CRITICAL JUDGEMENT EXCEPT THEIR "FEELINGS". HE
LETS YOU KNOW THAT THERE REALLY ARE CRITERIA FOR ARTISTS AND THEY ARE NOT EASY TO ATTAIN. UNFORTUNATELY THERE ARE MILLIONS TO BE MADE
BY THE EXPLOITERS OF IGNORANCE AND LOW STANDARDS OF PERFORMANCE.

straightpooh (16/04/09 6:41 am)Simon tells it like it is. He doesn't beat around the bush and let these idiots think they can sing if they can't. Some of these peoples own family won't tell them the truth - some of these people have no business even THINKING they can sing let alone try on camera.

olivia (16/04/09 4:45 pm)i think Simon is the most honest person on earth, i like him so much... is he still single?

betty (07/05/09 6:35 am)I JUST LOVE SIMON, HE IS SO HANDSOME,I WOULD LOVE TO SPEND JUST ONE MINUTE WITH HIM.

Jessie (07/05/09 12:11 pm)Hate him or love him.

I love him!

maggie (08/05/09 8:33 am)I love to listen to him only because he has English phrases that are hysterical and he knows that and plays on it, I hate him because he's not consistent and makes the public (if that is who truly votes) vote for or against
because of his comments, he has made his mind up who will win from the start.
He reminds me of the English guy on dancing with the stars, it is all rehearsed.

Simon Cowel (13/05/09 1:43 pm)fuck you all mother fuckers i will put my coak in the ass of anyone's mother if you talked about simon like this again -Farewell Suckers -

Cristy (18/05/09 8:00 pm)Simon you are great. i am all the way in Trinidad and i love you. i would love you come to my country for carnivsl. you can stay at my place

roodoll (21/05/09 6:03 am)I really respect you as a judge on American Idol. I am so unhappy at the outcome of this season that I will not watch anymore. I thought we were running a
talent competition not a popularity contest. The whole American Idol Staff should be ashamed by the results and the show should be over. I have watched
every season and never been as let down by the results as this season. Adam was by far the best performer - not even close. Chris was average at best .
I can't imagine that you would put your name on such a farce. So sorry that this wonderful show has come to an end. Sincerely, Laura Hyde

H MacKellar (21/05/09 6:49 am)I have a suggestion on American Idol Protocol, the judges should vote the last night because America always votes for the underdog and the best guy never win's, So if you think Chris is better than Adam well you just lost a lot of viewers here tonight. T
his always happens.

shirley yancey 21/05/09am (21/05/09 6:35 pm)Simon, please get the voting venue changed on the Idol, I liked Chris, but Adam was far better and should have won. I hope we see more of Adam Lambert, he is wonderful.

y miych (23/05/09 12:58 am)simon i think you are great the other judges are to nice an apprechacte your honesty good job. ps. adam was hands down the best contestant.

Flee (23/05/09 8:05 am)how did you let Adam Lambert loose to the forgetable Kris....he even knew he shouldnt have gotten it. Please produce a show with Adam in it weekly, he was the only reason I watched your boring show. Adam will be a HUGE success and already is.

rachel (27/05/09 5:14 am)being angry at simon can totally make you $$$
just go to www.idolrevenge.com
tape your rant, send it in, win some money, not even kidding. sweeeet
check it out !

CAROLYN (27/05/09 11:28 pm)HEY, SIMON, NEXT YEAR ON AMERICAN IDOL, WHY NOT LET THE PUBLIC VOTE UNTIL THE LAST 5 FINALISTS. THEN THE VOTING SHOULD BE UP TO YOU JUDGES WHO CAN REALLY RECOGNIZE TALENT, NOT JUST A CUTE FACE.

Matthi (30/05/09 7:45 pm)I believe Simon is probably one of the smartest judges (and even people) I have ever seen. He is fair, he has never misjudged anyone (if you just can't sing or can't perform someone needs to tell you) on his capability's and he still helps people who have problems standing on a stage.
Think about Holy, the girl that lost her lines in the semi-final of Brittains got talent and couldn't start over again if it was up to the producer of the show, Conny Talbot, the fact that he gave 18k to a family that had a daughter of 3 with cancer, ...
I believe Simon really is not the worst member of the jury when we compare him with some members of American Idol. They really laugh with people, that is something that Simon does not do a lot!

methias (03/06/09 10:31 am)SIMON IS THE BEST JUDGE IN THE WORLD THAT I KNOW OF AND HECK I AM ONLY 11 YEARS OLD. ME AND MOM WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME. YOUR THE BEST MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe Simon is probably one of the smartest judges (and even people) I have ever seen. He is fair, he has never misjudged anyone (if you just can't sing or can't perform someone needs to tell you) on his capability's and he still helps people who have problems standing on a stage.
Think about Holy, the girl that lost her lines in the semi-final of Brittains got talent and couldn't start over again if it was up to the producer of the show, Conny Talbot, the fact that he gave 18k to a family that had a daughter of 3 with cancer, ...
I believe Simon really is not the worst member of the jury when we compare him with some members of American Idol. They really laugh with people, that is something that Simon does not do a lot!
simon i think you are great the other judges are to nice an apprechacte your honesty good job. ps. adam was hands down the best contestant.

PLEAS CONTACT ME ONLINE methias8910@aol.com

FUCKIN DICK HEAD (05/06/09 10:17 pm)YOU GUYS ARE ALL STPOUD

laura (07/06/09 6:09 pm)American idol is the most wonderful stage

Ian Gordon Schacter Montreal (08/06/09 12:44 pm)Simon has been a fine Judge. I am still very convinced thet Kelly Pickler will go on to be best friends with Carrie Unerwood.

Linda79 (10/06/09 11:30 pm)Simon. I've got no opinion about the guy.

dhita-chan (13/06/09 10:00 am)simon. you funny and you my inspiration

jen (22/06/09 5:44 am)I think simon is not good looking he always has a sneer he dresses like he is poor and hate his haircut and he looks old, he is rude mean thinks he is a hot guy and he is a poor excuse for the job he does i hate simon

tony lutwama (26/06/09 3:17 pm)i JUST LOVE HIS ATTITUDE AND HE MAKES THE SHOW WHAT IT IS!! LONG LIVE SIMON FROM 256 782320104

JAMIE-LEIGH (29/06/09 1:46 pm)HEYY SIMON YHOUU R SO DROP DEAD FUKIN GORGIZZ YHOUU R LEGEND YHOUUR BODY IS BEAUT YHOUU EXTREMELY FAMOUS LUV YA SIMON OR SHOULD I SAY CUDDLES. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Shannon x (29/06/09 1:47 pm)Simon Cowell is so ugly...

HOW CAN U ALL LIKE HIM?? !!!! Ox

SIMON COWELL (29/06/09 1:49 pm)i love jamie lee will u marry me?

Jamie-Leigh (29/06/09 1:50 pm)Yes i will marry u ! xxx

SIMON COWELL (29/06/09 1:51 pm)thank u.. i will meet up wif u in Bangor and the fun fair cuz im over seein my auntie so i will see you then love u loads xxxx

Jamie-Leigh (29/06/09 1:52 pm)ok what time and date? love u loads xo0x

SIMON COWELL (29/06/09 1:54 pm)emm... five O'clock and on the 1st june 09.....

i love yu loads xox

Jamie-Leigh (29/06/09 1:57 pm)Ok see you then..

When we meet we can jus do silly stuff =] LY XO

simon cowell (29/06/09 1:58 pm)ok cya soon xoxoxoxoxoxox

amy (29/06/09 1:59 pm)your a creep :S

chelsea (29/06/09 2:02 pm)simon is my wife :)

amy (29/06/09 2:02 pm)uglys!

chelsea (29/06/09 2:03 pm)jamie lee is a man

amy (29/06/09 2:04 pm)simon is mine not the man

adam (29/06/09 2:05 pm)amy ur mine not simon :O :@

Margaret Ennis (29/06/09 2:06 pm)Hi Simon Cowell..
I love you loads and loads..
Im comin 2 the Bratian Got Talent Tour and I hope your there because i want ro make love 2 you all the time because your so fit and i hope you love me to....
Im beter lookin than Paula Abdul !
I have gorjuzz red hair!

I LOVE YOU WRITE BACK XOOXOXOX

amy (29/06/09 2:06 pm)i know were you live. meet me at the station after school your getting a kick in !:@

chelsea (29/06/09 2:07 pm)jamie ur a bum :)

chelsea (29/06/09 2:08 pm)who are you talkin to?

amy (29/06/09 2:08 pm)jamie leigh.

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