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"That was terrible, I mean just awful" .. said to one contestant in the first American Idols episode. Randy Jackson then suggests that she take singing lessons. Simon dismisses the advice and says: "You have to have a talent to progress it. I don't believe Cassandra has a singing talent. She's completely wasting her money. Sorry."

To another singer: "My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't."

And another: "Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then, you're deaf."

Simon Cowell about his fellow judges: "What you're seeing on TV is faked because I'm trying to make it look like I like her. One of these days I might say what I really feel," he said. "Randy's OK, Paula's a pain in the ass. She's just one of those irritating people. I agree with some of what she says, I disagree with a hell of a lot of what she says. I keep my time with her to a minimum."

Simon Cowell on Paula: "My attitude is, if someone's going to criticize me, tell me to my face. I find Paula patronizing. It's as simple as that. Paula is more damaging than I am to these contestants because a lot of people just shouldn't be singing for a living."

"I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream he'll never, ever realize: He thinks he's a great singer. Actually, he's crap. But nobody has said to him, 'Why have you been wasting your time for eight years?'"

"If I said to most of the people who auditioned, 'Good job, awesome, well done,' it would have made me actually look and feel ridiculous. It's quite obvious most of the people who turned up for this audition were hopeless."

"The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated. Kids turn up unrehearsed, wearing the wrong clothes, singing out of tune and you can either say, 'Good job,' and patronize them or tell them the truth, and sometimes the truth is perceived as mean."




Comments

Simon (10/09/08 2:17 pm)I never said any of that stuff, what sources are you getting your (bad) info from?!?!?

Simon Fan (10/09/08 2:23 pm)Simon was just ranked third in the Forbes TV Faces list and 21st in the 2007 Forbes Celebrity 100 Power List. In 2006, he was made 2006 UK Personality of the Year by Variety, and in 2004 was made one of the Top Entertainers of the entire Year by Entertainment Weekly.

Ted (10/09/08 2:31 pm)Simon... this site is about Simon Cowell, the man behind American Idol... it's not a fan site for you :)

gloria (05/11/08 4:51 am)I think Simon is amazing! he calls it as he sees and hears it , he is a professional in all that he does.Hats off to you M.Cowell!!

Simon Fan #1 (05/11/08 5:21 pm)you are ranked as the bad person but I dont think you are. your the best thanx

Simon Fan #1 (05/11/08 5:22 pm)you are ranked as the bad person but I dont think you are. your the best thanx

richard (16/11/08 10:52 am)Simon you said that if we did not vote for a certain contetant on the X factor then we should not expect them to go through.
people do vote but when it comes down to the crunch it is basically in the judges hands who goes out , it is the two acts that have the least votes, lets say laura had 20,000 more votes than ruth then it was the judges that put laura out and not the voting public, if the vote by the judges had been two -two who would have gone yes whoever had the least votes. great show though . Richard

SimonCowellfan#2 (05/01/09 5:07 am)Don't worry, we still love you, Simon. Simon, you are the reason I watch American Idol! Everything you say is true. Simon's always right!

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used to be a simon fan (15/01/09 5:28 am)what happened to simon? he sucks so far in the latest season of american idol. since when did he become nice? i used to watch just for his nasty comments, now he's boring. boooo. he must have got some pressure from the advertisers to tone it down. what else is on tv?

GiGi (01/02/09 4:15 am)i LoVe U Simmie!!!

jay (07/02/09 2:37 am)simon said its one thing giving a celebrity a ????? its another thing giving someone who needs a carreer a carreer
what was the missing words

me (28/02/09 12:02 pm)ye

mandy (08/03/09 4:17 pm)simon i added a couple of comments on the other links when you have time will you please read them for me. tx have a wonderful day.

^_^ (17/03/09 2:21 pm)iam arbi and iam from soudi arebi and i love simon cowell i thenk iam aspashel fan

Ruffus Abadalee (18/03/09 11:39 am)Simon, i luv you man you notty boy

chris peacock (18/03/09 11:46 am)Simon Cowell, in an interview with Capital Radio said the quote" Its one thing giving a celebrity oral tuition, its another thing giving someone who needs a career, a career.

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^_^ (18/03/09 2:08 pm)you blev thet you hav a ribek fans i lave you can you wriat you comment mr.simon you are cout

louise (25/03/09 1:51 pm)Simon said "its one thing giving a celebrity a ????? its another thing giving someone who needs a carreer a carreer"
what was the missing words?
if you could answer this question for me to enable me to enter a competion i would be so grateful.

the dc (25/03/09 11:16 pm)simple simon

ohgild0r (12/04/09 11:37 am)i love simon! VERY MUCH!

kj (16/05/09 6:45 pm)simon you're brutally honest....thats 1 thing i can tell you.And thats the best part of the show....And without you in this show,there would be half the total votes..!!!...!!!

kj (16/05/09 6:49 pm)simon you're brutally honest....thats 1 thing i can tell you.And thats the best part of the show....And without you in this show,there would be half the total votes..!!!...!!!

jessica (17/05/09 8:48 pm)simon i like you because your honest but sometimes it dose upset people if yh get me, but if u wasnt in britians got talent it wudnt be nothin xx love jessica.xx

simple simon says: (24/05/09 10:22 am)The truth is always best,often the truth though is a little if not a lot too blunt for most people though. often it is easier to hear what is easiest to swallow!
It is your job to call a spade a spade, get people to seize the day,
stop wasting their life chasing an impossible dream when they are crap, you tell them, your really doing them a favour, am I the only one who sees this! I think your mentally un-balanced but, aren't we all!

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tran (20/06/09 1:20 am)i think simon is one of the judges in a talent contest because he is honest.

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inga (29/07/09 5:12 pm)Dear Simon, beside good songs, you were the reason I watched American Idol. I liked your sharpess and style, it is difficult for me to believe, that people in America hate you.

Simon (30/07/09 8:01 am)Hopeless, all of you.

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American Idol Fan (03/05/10 3:54 am)Simon rocks!!! He is an awesome judge

Simon Cowell (14/05/10 3:40 am)How dare you shame my name. This is not me. I am a much better person in person.

Clare (28/06/10 4:02 pm)Pretty Records is Simon Cowell and Simon Fuller's new venture, just because Lady Gaga and Katy Perry are involved as investors, doesn't mean they will make any big decisions! So relax!

Sara (29/08/10 7:20 pm)True.. So not true. You people should find another hobby. I mean critising people that essentially critisize other for a living just isn't good enough. Believe me, I should know. Anyhow, most of the things he says are true.
Lying wont do anyone good and you cant make everyone win. So why not just tell them to stuff it already? Exactly. Its probably better later then never.



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